I'm not home, but my shoes are.

I had to calm myself down before attempting to write this post. So I get a discount, from my job, right? At Calvin Klein. Collection. And today... today I got these. I don't like to broadcast prices, but I will say: I got $654.00, 87.20% off, of these incredible, sexy, beautiful shoes.

me: they are mine, and they are gorgeous

Ryan: lol you just need a red headed friend, a couple more skeezers and you are Carrie Bradshaw

me: ahahahahah

but i hope im not a slut like them.

Ryan: lolll i don't think so

carrie isn't into black guys anyway

I die.